leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

grumpysalmon:

Whenever I refresh my facebook feed I keep getting this exact same warped picture of Peter Griffin, which is really useful to me

Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?